Baron Gets Roasted by Social Media in Welcome to Public Life.

SOCIALS ROAST BARRON; GETS WELCOME TO PUBLIC LIFE

Baron, still bubbling about his recent literary triumph, waded into shark-infested Social waters last Saturday and got handed a warm towel instead of champagne.

The snobs, their glasses raised above the rimless lids, treated the Baron-to-be like last year’s vichyssoise. Lady Daphnie Dillybog, doyenne of the Dolly Parton circle, was moved to remark in hushed disgust: “Hark! We thought we beheld a fresh-minted sage, then his words showed like a flapper’s fingers! How refreshing!”